Craig Barker

The Guru

C.R.A.I.G. is a virtual consultant; a Computationally Reactive Artificial Intelligence Gateway application originally created on an Atari 600XL, converted to mainframe and then rewritten in ASP with a frequently updated SQL Server 2000 database, input by a dedicated team of neophytes.

The CFD (Customer Facing Display) was created after laborious consultation and in conjunction with the desires of many fortunate individuals and utilizes the advantages of many different web based technologies. His current areas of special interest are Mixed Martial Arts and Wiimote hacks.

Although C.R.A.I.G. benefits from solar recharge and is not averse to outdoor excursions involving water, canoes and/or kayaks of any kind, it must be stated for the record that these occurrences have been infrequent of late.

That said, C.R.A.I.G. is an Ops Team Founder Member of the Volunteer Wildfire Services. Why? This information is not currently available.

However it must be noted; there are the same number of letters in CHUCK NORRIS as there are in CRAIG BARKER. Co-incidence? Perhaps not.

Seriously, Craig carries an MCSD (Microsoft Certified Systems Developer) and is regarded in our office as THE code guru, our last bastion of support. If he can't figure it out, it probably ain't possible.